YO!
IT'S MAY NAYS AGAIN!
Savvy and I want to go to the mall,
but my mom and her mom aren't really helping, lol.
And nicole didn't answer her phone.
We thought of bringing her brother, goose, with us. (LOL! thats our nickname ^.^)
I am not quite sure, though...
I don't wanna get on her nerves by being too 'clingy'...
And she's over my shoulder so I am wondering what she just thought about me saying that.
DUDE she let me use her awesome eyeliner... the blue sparkley kind that looks a flippin mazing!
DUDE I don't even know if she wants me to go with her... I think I'm annoying her. But IDK> I just don't wanna be like that. Ya, know, it's kinda like you wanna do something but you don't know if it would be mean to, or if it would make someone hate you. ARG. And the fact that she's reading this and not commenting, but idk... I love her and all,  don't get me wrong, but I think I'm being annoying. And I hate when other peopple annoy me by being clingy. I'm not making any sense. IK. But I just wanna be her friend forever and I don't want a little thingy like this to ruin it. YEa.... She's chasing my doggy around and It's hilarious!!!!!!!! LOL> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thats a lot of > thingys. ARG. BORED. And I also don't wanna make her mom mad.

SPEAKING OF MOTHERS,
(((DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOOOTHERS?! OHHH, SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT MOOTHERS! -WHITE CHICKS))
My mom is like slicing something and singing opera at the same time. Strange, right? I keep making stupid typos. Babi is laying on my 'boot'. and Savvy's singing the chicken dance song. And I rEally wannaq go to the mall. I'll try to 'butter up' to my mom again.


YOUR MAMA
IS SO FAT
WHEN SHE SAW A BUS FULL OF WHITE KIDS
SHE SAID
"STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
thats a really lame one but everyone laughs...
SAVVY__
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE
A RED SHIRT ALL THE KIDS YELLED "KOOLAID"

May Nays-
YOUR MAMA
IS SO STUPID,
SHE GOT FIRED FROM THE
M & M FACTORY
FOR THROWING
AWAY ALL THE'
'W'S'

SAVVY-
YOUR MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE
TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE.

\MAY NAYS-
YOUR MAMA
IS SO STUPID
SHE TRIED
TO DROWN
A
GOLDFISH... <><

SAVVY-
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE HAD TO USE A 
MATRESS AS A TAMPON
**LOL- MAYNAYS**

MAY NAYS-
YOUR MAMA'S SO FAT,
WHEN SHE TURNED AROUND
(OPTION 1) SHE HAD A WELCOME HOME PARTY  -OR-
(OPTION 2) SHE ENTERED A WHOLE NEW ZIP CODE 

SAVVY-
UHHH....
YOUR MAMA'S IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE
JUMPED
THE RICTOR SCALE BROKE.

MAY NAYS-
YOUR MAMA IS SO
DUMP SHE THOUGHT 'MEOW MIX'
WAS A CD FOR CATS!

SAVVY-

***busy on the phone***


I WIN BY FORFEIT! (i think...)